• LAUNCH YOUR SHIT

    To Space. Someday.

  • OUR MISSION

    Is to launch some awesome shit.

    Don't believe us? Click below.

  • LATEST NEWS

    Articles from the LYS Research Division

    March 3, 2019
    ORLANDO, Fla. (March 3, 2019) - Do you believe in a better tomorrow? Are you passionate about space exploration? Are you a woman?... because we really need some diversity. If you answered yes to at least two of these questions please visit our careers page to see how you can launch your shitty...
    March 1, 2019 · LYS Aerospace
    ORLANDO, Fla. (March 1, 2019) - Launch Your Shit (LYS) Aerospace is now the world's #1 satirical launch provider. LYS Aerospace designs, researches, and attempts to launch rockets with hopes to solve major future-world problems. Our goal is to launch some serious shit, like satellites and rovers....
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    Venture to a place were many people have gone.

  • FAQ

    ARE YOU FOR REALS?

    Space exploration is no laughing matter, except for when it is.

    WHY LAUNCH SOMEONE ELSE'S SHIT?

    We like all our earthly possessions. And you pay us.

  • OUR SPACE CADETS

    These people lead the team. We think.

    Chief Executive Officer

    As CEO, Travis oversees the logistics, financials, and overall vision behind LYS Aerospace. There isn’t a day that goes by where he doesn’t ask the team “What are we doing?” or “What the hell have we done?” (mostly the second question, tbh)

    President of Operations & Puns

    Our President of Operations & Puns (or PoOP) has the most important duty of all: making you laugh (and rocket research). Troy oversees all day to day operations of LYS, including our social media and a fleet of model rockets.

  • TOP SECRET LYS MASTER PLAN

    DO NOT READ

    1

    Phase One

    Launch satirical space company

    Sell some shit to make money

    Do some rocket research

    2

    Phase Two

    Get real funding

    Build a real rocket

    Launch some serious shit*

     

    *Like satellites and rovers.

    3

    Phase 3

    Make money

     

    The End.

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